♣情人节过法1:雇100个MM捧着玫瑰花满大街追我,我拼命逃到你面前,拿出一支玫瑰说:我爱你.
♣爱情就像便便，水一冲就再也回不来了。 爱情就像便便，来了后挡也挡不住。 爱情就像便便，每次都一样又不太一样。爱情就像便便，有时努力了很久却只是个屁。
♣兄弟如手足，老婆如衣服。谁穿我衣服，我砍他手足；谁砍我手足，我穿他衣服~~~！！
♣善良的心是最好的法律。我有一颗善良的心,可我却不是法律.
♣水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌！
♣恭喜自己结束了半年来的单身生活，......开始进入下半年的单身生活！
♣千年一梦梦伤感,伤感一梦梦千年......
♣我愿肋下生双翼，天南地北任翱翔。
♣當一個人失去了才會學到珍惜，希望我們能夠學會珍惜身邊每一個人，家人，朋友，伴侶，珍惜現在的所有的東西，忘記以前所失去的，重新開始。
♣钱不是问题，问题是没钱
♣時間可以篩選出真正留戀的人...
♣男人最拿手的就是跟女人说，我会负责任。可男人更拿手的是假装幼稚到根本不知道什么叫做责任。
♣爱情被拒绝，不是世界末日，真正的世界末日是，，，不再渴望爱情……
♣紫罗兰把它的香气留在那踩扁它的脚踝上，这就是宽恕。
♣成长，意味着面对越来越多的无奈
♣一个成功的男人背后需要的是一个稳定的女人.
♣能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶。
♣凡随地大小便者将对其作案工具进行爆破拆除,决不姑息!
♣第一次有点痛不要紧，多动多痛就习惯了。
♣本人中科院高级潜水院院士，诺贝尔长期掉线奖，奥斯卡终身隐身奖……
♣淋过雨的空气,疲倦了的伤心,我记忆里的童话已经慢慢的融化...
♣我一直等、一直等……但我知道，我等不到你了……
♣-有些失去是注定的，有些缘份是注定没有结果的，爱一个人不一定要拥有他的一切，但拥有他一个人时，你就一定要理智地爱他。。。。。
♣聾子聽到啞巴說瞎子看到鬼!!
♣相识已是有缘，能否有份且看人为，所以，永不永不说再见…
♣小白+小白= ？ 答：小白兔（two）
♣与其临渊羡鱼，不如退而结网。
♣妈妈说, 长翅膀的不全是天使, 也可能是鸟人!!
♣男人就像一瓶好葡萄酒，他们都是从葡萄开始。女人的任务就是将他们踩扁，然后放在阴暗的地方。直到他慢慢成熟，让你有兴致将他与美味佳肴一起享用!
♣有一次,看见二舅买菜.于是,脱口而出:"二菜,买舅来?"二舅说:"那么大的话了,连个人都不会说!"
♣心已墜，夢已碎，天使依然在沉睡……
♣我愛上的隻是一個洋蔥男人，剝開的時候會讓我痛哭流涕，但剝到最后，會髮現其實他根本就沒有心。。。
♣即使全世界都背叛你:我也会为你背叛全世界!
♣在一社区有一位非常忠实的传道牧师，他寿终了却被判下了地狱，而同天去世的某出租司机却上了天堂。　　于是牧师气愤地跑去和上帝理论。　　“上帝啊，你 太不公平！为什么我那么忠心的为您布道却下了地狱，而那出租司机开车横冲直撞，自己撞死了却上了天堂，难道您没有看到吗？”牧师说。　　上帝回答道：“当 然看到了！但是你每次在传道的时候，台下的教友几乎全都睡著了，而出租司机每次载着教友时，全车的人都在向我祈祷……”
♣如果得不到灵魂岂在乎耳鬓厮磨？如果得不到永恒又何必长相厮守？你可以重复着初恋，却不可以重复着后悔你可以重复着后悔，却不可以重复着最爱
♣分手后不可以做朋友,因为彼此伤害过,不可以做敌人,因为彼此深爱过,所以我们变成了最熟悉的陌生人...
♣脸上的快乐,别人看得到,心里的痛又有谁能感觉得到?
♣以貌娶人
♣流逝的流年流淌着流传的流言~流浪的流氓继续着流亡
♣在错的时间，遇见错的人，是一种无奈...... 在错的时间，遇见对的人，是一声叹息...... 在对的时间，遇见错的人，是一种悲伤...... 在对的时间，遇见对的人，那才是一种幸福!
♣时间＝距离＝陌生
♣明明不开心,但每天也要坚强的笑着对全世界,更可笑的是还要对自己笑着说：我开心！
♣还是公共巴士好，公共巴士有目的地，有线路。你坐上了TAXI，你或许会在这城市里迷失了方向。
♣学会放弃，让彼此都能有个更轻松的开始，遍体鳞伤的爱并不一定就刻骨铭心。
♣為了你…..我哭了幾次…我不知為什麼我要哭…..我只是想和你一起…..可是我覺得這個夢距離我愈來愈遙遠…..我開始捉不住你的手…..我只好選擇放手讓你離開我…讓你尋找一個比我愛你的人….
♣幸福，不是我拥有什么，是因为我牺牲过什么！
♣不能给予的就不要说出  不能付出的就不要承诺不能兑现的就不要设想  不能放弃的就不要抱怨不能争取的就不要后悔  不能承担的就不要奢望
♣如果你是双曲线，我就是那渐近线，虽然都在同一面，慢慢长路无交点...
♣有些人活着，就是对现实最好的讽刺！
♣钱不是问题，问题是没钱
♣男人在不懂的时候装懂，而女人则恰好相反~
♣上班无聊吗？抛硬币玩吧，正面就上网，反面就睡觉，竖起就工作，倾斜就努力工作，摔粉碎了就申请加班，如果摔出两枚，那就天天摔！
♣男人有个最大的本事,就是能把美女打造成黄脸婆!
♣心动往往是一瞬间的事，但是一旦你没有把握，就会后悔一辈子
♣放弃是一种智慧，缺陷是一种恩惠。
♣梦自己想梦的，去自己想去的，做自己想做的。因为生命只有依次，机会不在会来！
♣How are you? 怎么是你？How old are you？怎么老是你？
♣你说这人民币都升值了，我怎么还这么穷阿~~
♣记忆中的伤痛就如昨天喝过的咖啡,只记得感觉，不记得味道
♣你看得到我打在屏幕上的字，却看不到我流在键盘上的泪
♣有时候抉择难以作出，并不是不知道后果，而是没有重新开始的勇气。
♣你爱自己，别人会模仿你；你不爱自己，别人一样会模仿你。你有多宝贝自己，别人就会有多宝贝你。
♣不爱的爱情，永远不会变坏。  所以，我们调情，我们暧昧，却永远不要相爱。
♣每个人都有属于自己的森林，也许我们从来不曾走过，但它一直在那里，总会在那里。迷失的人迷失了，相逢的人会再相逢。
♣爱情就像高手过招，谁先动心谁就输了！
♣心已碎，梦已碎，人生活着还有什么意义……
♣我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起去打劫。携款潜逃途中，你不幸被捕，宁死不招，锒铛入狱，越狱失败，当场击毙。留我一人，黯然神伤，只好挥金如土，了却残生,亲爱的,你不会怪我把?
♣一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面
♣我從不以強淩弱 我欺負他前真不知道他比我弱
♣我对你是如此如此如此的信任，你对我是如此如此如此的伤害！
♣要记住噢_这个世界上没有一个人值得你为他哭~ 唯一值得你为他哭的那个人~~永远不会让你哭~~
♣你帅，你帅，你天下最帅，头顶一窝白菜，身披一条麻袋，腰缠一根海带，你以为你是东方不败，其实你是衰神二代
♣叶子的离开是因为风的追求还是树的不挽留?
♣有人帮你，是你的幸运；无人帮你，是公正的命运；没有人该为你做什么，因为生命是你自己的，你得为自己负责。
♣相信男人爱你的时候是真的很爱你，而不爱的时候也真的是不爱了。
♣鸟在笼中，恨关羽不能张飞；人处世上，要八戒更须悟空。
♣一老农到汽车销售店拿出两千元，说要买辆桑塔纳。店员不解：什么？老农：门口不是写着桑塔纳2000吗？店员：哦，你去对面吧，那儿的奔驰600
♣有一个N出名的人说过：是金子总会发光，何况我们还是钻石嘞！不让人发现才怪呢！你说是吧？
♣爱情和婚姻.. 并没有你赢或我赢， 只有.. 双赢 或 双输..
♣出生的时候，你哭着，周围的人笑着；逝去的时候，你笑着，而周围的人在哭！一切都是轮回!!!我们都在轮回中!!!
♣偷偷地看你，偷偷地想你，偷偷地爱你——最后，偷偷地哭了……
♣爱情是最奇妙的东西，一点勉强不得，能培养的只是感情，不是爱情。
♣长得丑的确是我的错，但我肯出来吓人，还是好样的！
♣多希望我們能像雙眼一樣，永遠一起看同一個方向，累了一起睡覺，傷心一起流淚，遇到困難一起面對，那該多好...
♣一男子在精神病院实习，忽一神经病患者手持一把菜刀向他追来，该男子转头撒腿就跑，直至跑到一条死胡同，心想这下完了，突闻那个病人说：“给你刀，该你追我了！”
♣怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
♣男人的谎言可以骗女人一夜，女人的谎言可以骗男人一生！
♣佛的境界是最高的,所以也只有他才能领悟这个真理：地狱其实比天堂更美好！所以佛常曰：吾不入地狱谁入地狱！
♣我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥？”他说：“我解决了住房问题！”
♣浪漫的男人知道如何挑情人，精明的男人知道怎样选太太。
♣因为寂寞而想你，因为想你而更寂寞；所以，我一天比一天寂寞，一天比一天想你。
♣无论男人给女人讲多么多么浪漫的童话故事，里面终不过围绕一个字：床！

Today I suppose to be very happy as I spend my day with my buddies since the morning until night. But my mood turn down once I read what my sisters wrote. I am definitely disappointed on how they look at me. Damn! Do I look like such mother fucker who seems to betray anyone of them because of a man? OMG! I wonder what is on their mind? I thought they knew how much they meant to me, but my heart is all broken when I read all of the statements they wrote to me. I think I was too silly to try so hard to persuade an old fart to change his fucking mind, as in the end what I would get is the girls mad at me! Well, if you girls think that I am such an asshole, you could just put the blame on me, and I swear I won't argue for more. The hurt is deep for me, but none of you will know.

Damn sad,
Silly Jo

Last night I dream of my honey again, the dream was quite sad actually. What I knew from the dream is about my honey has been passed away, I knew this when I was still in the dream, and I saw my honey came to me. Honey asked me whether I would tell my new lover about our past stories or not. I looked at my honey, and said yes, I would tell about our past stories if I have a new lover. After this, honey has been gone and I get up from the dream. I am not sure whether what kind of message honey was trying to pass to me, but I know I still can't let go for this love we had. Too deep and too hard to forget, I am almost collapse...

I just have a talked with my sis, who is a Gang Leader and fake blond (Lol). I feel so happy from the way we talked. She is right in a better mood compare with this afternoon - She is just a hot chick who easy to turn her mood from a nice sweet biAtch to a bad fucking bitch. Her ass is very hard to catch and I have no clue on why she gets mad easily. Somehow she is very sensitive when she comes to a person. I am glad to get the full CNN from her which the doctor said MD will be fine and he passed out because he has to many girls by his side. No doubt he is damn lucky to meet 4 of us hot chicks in his life. I bet he must did a lot of good things in his past life. He had our perfect Jenny, and then now he has 4 of us hot chicks. How lucky he is. Hehehehehehehe...
Now about my cute sis, this little cute ass has been affected by the my fake blond big sis. She is just easy to gets mad like D. She is mad like hell just because of D's photos have been taken down, and she can't writes anymore crap on the photos. Poor babe, I think I should feed her some milk and try to persuade D to upload back those photos, as I don't wish to see her to get mad and then get drunk. This is very bad for her health. Oh ya! I just think of D and I have a new man to introduce for her, who I think that will be a nice man for her ass. The man is just Victor's doctor and he loves us girls very much. I think Tonya will be his cup of tea - slim, funny, shy and quiet. LOL
Besides, I am worried about my nice and sweet sis who just pregnant for 2 months. She is staying with Victor's parents and Victor's mom is very good in cooking. She cooks many kind of delicious food which is very attractive and it can cause the girls to grow fat until become a FAT PIG! We already had one sis who took this "experiment" before, and now she is trying very hard to lose her weight. Lol... I hope Suzzy will not make the same mistake, or else I will have one more sister who becomes the 2nd fat pig. I think Tonya will be very happy if Suzzy has became a fat pig, so that she could have more to write. And D and Victor will laugh like hell if this comes true. See, I am always the sweetness one to all of my sis. Unlike them, now I really know who are the bad biAtches in 4 of us. Hahahahahahaha...
No matter what, I really love and care about my sis very much and I appreciate to have them as my sis for life.
Love ya!

Heaven Knows

She's always on my mind
From the time I wake up
Till I close my eyes
She's everywhere I go
She's all I know

And though she's so far away
It just keeps getting stronger everyday
And even now she's gone
I'm still holdin' on

So tell me where do I start
'Cause it's breaking my heart
Don't wanna let her go

Maybe my love will come back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will find a way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and pray
'Cause heaven knows

My friends keep telling me
That if you really love her
You've gotta set her free
And if she returns in time
I'll know she's mine
So tell me where do I start
'Cause it's breaking my heart
Don't wanna let her go

Maybe my love will come back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will find a way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and pray
'Cause heaven knows

Why I live in despair
'Cause wide awake or dreaming
I know she's never there
And all the time I act so brave
I'm shakin' inside
Why does it hurt me so

Maybe my love will come back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will find a way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and pray
'Cause heaven knows 
Heaven knows
Heaven knows

Every time when I read back your letters, every time I feel hurt. I am hurt, not because of you treat me badly, just because you are not with me. Each pain each tear I could feel, and all of these got me fucking sad. Every time when my tears flow out from eyes to my cheek, I do hope that you will be here and wipe off the tears for me. Honey, all I want is you, and why do you have to go? I just want you to by my side and now I am gonna miss you for the rest of my life. I love you!

Last Sunday went to my eldest brother's new house and have a look. That was my first time to go to his house. His new house is damn far from our house, but overall his house is not bad still. Hehe... I have attached one of his house picture.
I am quite happy that this coming September he is going to marry with his recent gf. Soon I will have a sister-in-law then. Hahaha... But the most happiest thing is I will have my freedom soon! Once he get married, he will move to his new house and no one will always ''rap'' beside me, my ears can have a better rest.
Anyway, I think the benefits are between both of us. Hopefully he will have a wonderful marriage.

This morning, I have a damn sweet dream, once I awake from the dream, I just sad and cried. I dream of my honey sms with me and honey even sent me many of the pictures which my honey edited. I clearly saw that one of the picture was edited become both of us matched in one picture. I was so touch to see it and I thought everything is real. We have been sms for a long time, but until the last message, I was enable to reply as I suddenly awake from the dream and my first action was quickly take my phone and check back my inbox. I was so tension to look back the messages, who knows there is none of my honey's message. I was so disappointed it was just a dream and I definitely forgot of one reality, which is damn cruel for me - My honey has been passed away and honey is impossible to message me anymore. Once I think of this, my tears slowly rolled down from my eyes and what I can hug is only the bear of my honey gave to me. This is the third time I dream of my honey since honey has been gone for 60 days. I miss you badly.....